You probably never realized that you want to send a butt in the mail to someone but you so totally do. And who could blame you for that?
Cheekmail fashions little butt casts made of plaster for you to send a custom message to whomever you please. Each butt weighs about 4 or 5 pounds, too, so we’re not talking about no pansy ass little behind, here. This is a significant piece of ass!
A butt like this is suitable for many occasions. You like someone, you dislike someone, it’s a birthday or graduation – send an ass their way! Again, the message is customizable, so you’re free to come up with your own punny bit of fun to frame the sure-to-be unexpected delivery system in various ways.
The “package” ships anonymously, by the way. Do with that information what you will.