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Black Swan Pool Float

Black Swan Pool Float

  • Jul 15, 2017

Not everyone wants to float around the pool on a unicorn or a cockroach or a piece of pizza or a personal island with its own canopy or an ice cream sandwich or Kim Kardashian's ass or a floating hammock…

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OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101

OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101

  • Jul 12, 2017

Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…

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SUMMER: Beer Buddies!

SUMMER: Beer Buddies!

  • Jun 28, 2017

Please say you have a drawer in your house full of koozies? At least let us believe that much of the American dream is alive in your home... You never really need a reason to bust out a good koozie…

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Cockroach Pool Float

Cockroach Pool Float

  • Jun 19, 2017

Now that's a big cockroach! Laying out in the sun at the pool all day seems totally glamorous. And maybe it is. But if there's one thing John Waters has taught us about glam, it's that glam and trash are purely…

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ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

  • Jun 14, 2017

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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Retro Portable Radio & Speaker Dock

Retro Portable Radio & Speaker Dock

  • Jun 11, 2017

Catch some totally retro vibes the next time you hit the beach with this throwback docking station! Borrowing heavily from the design of classic portable radios like the ones your great-grandma and her friends used to pack in the back…

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SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

  • Jun 07, 2017

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

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GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017

GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017

  • May 31, 2017

It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…

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Giant Inflatable Paddle Board

Giant Inflatable Paddle Board

  • May 31, 2017

Hit the waves with several of your friends on a massive inflatable paddle board! With a weight limit of up to 1550 pounds (that's nearly one ton), you could literally send a small family off to cruise the surf in…

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Squirt Guns with Umbrella Shields

Squirt Guns with Umbrella Shields

  • May 29, 2017

Beat the heat with a new way to have a water gun fight! These squirt guns have extra long barrels with an umbrella on the end to serve as a shield. It's like a cartoon clown fantasy come to life, or…

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GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

  • May 24, 2017

You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…

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Hammock Pool Floats

Hammock Pool Floats

  • May 20, 2017

Hammocks in water are so much better than hammocks on land. Look, if you enjoy more than, say, 13 alcoholic beverages on an average day then a hammock strung up between two trees or whatever is not your friend. You…

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