Shark Fin Life Jacket for Dogs
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the lake, your dog looks at you and says, "Ay, fam. I told you my fantasy was to be a shark for a day. What's up with this lame…
Cyberpunk Can Carrier
This is the future we're supposed to be living in, right here. Look at that picture! All of the technology required for the real world to look that totally already exists. Literally all we'd have to do is spend less…
Denim Flip Flops
Oh damn yeah! You know what time it is, boys and girls? It's time for another fashion lesson. Today's topic is flip flops. Here's the thing about flip flops: no rules, bitches! Think about it. This is a style of…
HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!
Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…
Black Swan Pool Float
Not everyone wants to float around the pool on a unicorn or a cockroach or a piece of pizza or a personal island with its own canopy or an ice cream sandwich or Kim Kardashian's ass or a floating hammock…
OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101!
Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…
SUMMER: Beer Buddies!
Please say you have a drawer in your house full of koozies? At least let us believe that much of the American dream is alive in your home... You never really need a reason to bust out a good koozie…
Cockroach Pool Float
Now that's a big cockroach! Laying out in the sun at the pool all day seems totally glamorous. And maybe it is. But if there's one thing John Waters has taught us about glam, it's that glam and trash are purely…
ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation
In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…
Retro Portable Radio & Speaker Dock
Catch some totally retro vibes the next time you hit the beach with this throwback docking station! Borrowing heavily from the design of classic portable radios like the ones your great-grandma and her friends used to pack in the back…
SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge
National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…
GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017
It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…