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GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

  • May 24, 2017

You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…

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Hammock Pool Floats

Hammock Pool Floats

  • May 20, 2017

Hammocks in water are so much better than hammocks on land. Look, if you enjoy more than, say, 13 alcoholic beverages on an average day then a hammock strung up between two trees or whatever is not your friend. You…

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Rearview Mirror Wristband

Rearview Mirror Wristband

  • May 15, 2017

Most bicycles do not come with rearview mirrors. That's dumb. And dangerous. And dumb. But you can take matters into your own hands! Or wrists, to be more precise... This wristband is the ultimate cyclist accessory. When you're on the…

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Eggplant Emoji Trucker Hat

Eggplant Emoji Trucker Hat

  • May 11, 2017

Hey, dickhead! Need a new hat? Sure you do. There's no way you have an emoji trucker hat already and if you don't have an emoji trucker hat then what are you even doing out here? Wearing hats with words…

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Sugar Skull Beach Blanket

Sugar Skull Beach Blanket

  • May 10, 2017

Party on the beach? Whether you're headed south of the border for summer or hitting up a coast in the States, this sugar skull beach blanket towel deserves a spot in your packed bag. These super bright colors will be…

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Giant Snakes and Ladders

Giant Snakes and Ladders

  • May 07, 2017

Snakes and Ladders is back and it's bigger than ever! Did you know there's a Snakes and Ladders drinking game? There sure is and it's super easy to play! (Good thing, too, because it gets you trashed and there's nothing…

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Bluetooth Cooler

Bluetooth Cooler

  • May 04, 2017

You know how every time you go to the beach it's like, "Damn, I wish I had my guitar rig here so I could lay down some epic riffs while gazing out at these waves." Okay, so you've probably never…

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Underwater Sea Scooter

Underwater Sea Scooter

  • Apr 27, 2017

Epic underwater adventures await! Snorkel and scuba dives are amazing. It's literally a visit to another world, full of strange and beautiful creatures that might as well be aliens for how different their environment is from yours. About that environment,…

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Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan

Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan

  • Apr 08, 2017

Did you know that eating ice cream when it's hot outside doesn't actually help you cool down? Apparently putting all that sugar and cream into your system causes your body temperature to rise. Of course, you should feel totally free…

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Retro Can Coozies

Retro Can Coozies

  • Apr 06, 2017

There is an art to selecting a good can coozie. Fortunately, like most art forms that involve drinking beer, the rules are quite simple. The more random it is and the older it looks, the better. That's the only thing…

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Overalls Swimsuit

Overalls Swimsuit

  • Apr 05, 2017

Old MacDonald had a pool, E-I-E-I-O! Adult overalls are (amazingly) still a thing. Not, like, for farmers. That's who overalls are for and that isn't surprising. But the youth of America, the young people out there buying up what's trendy…

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Fire Skull

Fire Skull

  • Apr 04, 2017

ATTN: all aspiring supervillains! This imitation human skull is made from lava rock granules and ceramic materials that have been steel reinforced to withstand extreme temperatures, such as those found in a beautiful gas fireplace or fire pit! Place one…

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