In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, “Keep it greasy so it’ll go down easy!”
Yeah, he was probably talking about something else (like, a kielbasa) but you have to read between the lines and get to the heart of the message: greasy foods are the best foods.
If you go to New York City and order a slice or two of pizza, it better drip at least a little bit of grease on to the paper plate or you’ve been conned. And gods forgive your pathetic soul if you blot it with a napkin!
Celebrate all things greasy (but pizza, especially) with an all-over print, hyper-detailed pepperoni print tee shirt! You can practically taste the cheese on this thing!
[If you’d wear this then you MUST SEE drunkMall’s 2016 Fashion Guide for Food Lovers!]