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Samurai Armor for Cats

Samurai Armor for Cats

It’s a dog eat dog world out there – and cats?

Holy shit, you don’t even want to know what cats are capable of doing to each other. It’s ferocious. The type of shit you’d only read about in textbooks of feudal Japanese warlords torturing foot soldiers from opposing factions.

You can’t just send Mr. Whiskers out into that world without the proper protection. That’s why we’re happy to present you with samurai armor for cats!

Now, the website where we found this is written mostly in Japanese but we are under the impression that this is a very real product that can be acquired through the exchange of money. If that isn’t the case, well, at least you got to see this picture today. That’s gotta count for something, right?

Now go and bring honor to your family.

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