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2018: Cool Calendars!

Alright, people, you know the drill! One after another, the years keep on coming. Time flies, who can keep track of the years, etc., etc. That's what calendars are for, you know. Here's the problem, though. Every year ends with…

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Post-It Holding Cat

Post-It Holding Cat

First of all, the words "cat" and "helpful" really don't belong in the same sentence but cut us some slack, here. Cats are the opposite of helpful. That's not why we love them. We love them because they don't seem…

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Kitty Cat Clutch

Kitty Cat Clutch

The perfect clutch is hard to find. You'll often see a nice little bag that is simply to die for only to discover that the inside is an utter disappointment - too few pockets, a shoddy fastener that never stays…

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Samurai Armor for Cats

Samurai Armor for Cats

It's a dog eat dog world out there - and cats? Holy shit, you don't even want to know what cats are capable of doing to each other. It's ferocious. The type of shit you'd only read about in textbooks…

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Discreet Cat Scratch Pad

Discreet Cat Scratch Pad

You probably think your cat cares about you. It's possible. If a tree fell on you and you died today, it's possible that at some point in the future your cat be in the middle of napping a day away,…

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Micro Feisty Pets

Micro Feisty Pets

What's sweeter than cuddly cute little animal babies? How about cuddly cute little animal babies that turn into vicious beasts at the drop of a hat? Okay, wow. Pick your hat up off the ground. Not a literal drop of…

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Sweet Kicks

SHOES: Sweet Kicks!

Research suggests that many drunken online purchases include a pair of shoes or a shoe accessory. If that's what you people want, then here's whole post full of some epic kicks for you to rock this summer! We've also got…

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Black Cat Paper Clips

Black Cat Paper Clips

If your life at work is a constant struggle to keep people from stealing your paper clips then that may or may not impact your reaction to these paper clips. Some people think black cats are adorable. Other people are…

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Mother's Day for Bad Kids

GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…

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Lucky Cat Bag

Lucky Cat Bag

Here, kitty kitty! Regular customers of Japanese-owned businesses will probably recognize this style of cat. You often see similar statues near the entrance of┬áthese places because the maneki-neko is believed to bring good luck. The meaning of the raised paw…

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Gun Safety for Cats

Gun Safety for Cats

Firearms must be treated with respect. Guns are not toys! Everyone knows that... Well,┬ápeople know that. Cats have no idea... You ever try to talk to a cat about gun safety? It's incredibly frustrating. You're sitting there, explaining why you…

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Schrodinger's Cat Shirt

Schrodinger’s Cat Shirt

How can a cat be wanted dead AND alive? Well... It's a little complicated. Everyone in the demographic to buy this shirt already gets the joke, so there's no need to fully explain it here. But if you're totally in…

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