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Turkey G-String

Turkey G-String

Gobble, gobble, gobble!

Here ya go, fellas! Put your big bird on display in the style it deserves with this turkey of an undergarment! It’s pretty much just an ordinary male G string with one very not ordinary detail: rather than a plain pouch, the front is a red turkey, complete with dangling legs, googly eyes and a beak!

This image raises a lot of questions. Most importantly, does the neck of the turkey have some sort of supporting material to keep it “erect” or is that task left up to the bedroom magic of the male anatomy?

Unfortunately, we don’t have an answer. drunkMall may be the best at finding the darkest and weirdest corners of Internet retail but sometimes that’s a blessing and a curse. All we know for sure is that this sexy turkey underwear does exist. It’s out there. It’s real.

[Find more amazing and outrageous things for your underwear drawer by getting to the bottom of drunkMall’s Funderwear Gift Guide!]

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