Being cold sucks. What else sucks is not being massaged, like, all the time. That’s how rich people get to live. Nothing but warmth and massages all day.
Turns out, it doesn’t cost that much money to be warm and get a massage. According to the description, these heated massage seat cushions are good for home, the office and the car. We kinda don’t recommend putting a warm and relaxing massage device in a car you need to be awake to drive.
Ladies, how’d you like to relax in your favorite chair at home with one of these warm massage dealies and sip mulled wine from The Wine Rack?
By the way, this is a vibrating massager, not one of those kneading ones.
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