Ah, it’s like the first day of drunkMall all over again!
Blah blah blah “epic”…. blah blah blah “one true god”… blah blah blah “this here mousepad represents a symbol of my individuality”… You know the drill.
Here’s the thing about Nicolas Cage worship, man. People think it’s a joke. It is not a joke. He is the best. Scroll his IMDB page some time and make a point of watching all his (pre-2010) movies that you haven’t seen. There are some buried treasures in there.
Meanwhile, there’s this mousepad…