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HALLOWEEN 2017: Costume Ideas

Let's get something straight, October 1st is the first day of Halloween Month. Okay? Planning one costume to wear one time to one party and then waiting a whole year to do it again, that's no way to go through…

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Hoop Fever

GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over what hunting season it is looks a lot like drunkMall HQ getting excited about what sports season it is. Football season! Basketball season! Football season! Basketball- You get the idea... NBA draft is…

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90s Cup Design High Tops

90s Cup Design High Tops

If this design doesn't automatically call to mind memories you thought you forgot of filling up your soda cup with a hit from every beverage dispenser in the machine, sorry about your¬†shitty childhood... Commonly known as the "jazz cup" design,…

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Eggplant Emoji Trucker Hat

Eggplant Emoji Trucker Hat

Hey, dickhead! Need a new hat? Sure you do. There's no way you have an emoji trucker hat already and if you don't have an emoji trucker hat then what are you even doing out here? Wearing hats with words…

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UMAD Airlines Shirt

UMAD Airlines Shirt

Uh oh! You might have to re-accommodate some of the t-shirts in your closet to make room for this one! UMAD Airlines is a 100% fictional airline. That's good because who would want to buy tickets to fly on a…

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Gang Cap

Gang Cap

Gang gang! "Dad caps"¬†have made a comeback along with everything else "dad" and "daddy" that's insanely popular right now. Fanny packs, acid washed jeans, polyester jogging suits and all that good stuff is back on the racks and stocking the…

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Howbow Dah Girl Sweater

Howbow Dah Girl Sweater

Cash yourself without a dope sweater to wear in cold winter weather? Howbow no! This ill-mannered, bad tempered young lady has gone viral around the world for the sullen attitude and honestly really weird way of speaking that she put…

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Dickbutt Patch

Dickbutt Patch

Day #1257 of the Meme War and we see no sign of an end in sight! Stay safe out there, soldiers! The enemy is relentless. Shitposting platoons are thick. But you must remember your training and look for holes in…

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Enemy Tears Chips Pillow

Enemy Tears Chips Pillow

If the tears of your enemies don't bring you comfort then you must be a monk. The rest of us need the sodium... Back in 2013, a very famous brand of potato chip decided to #crowdsource some #flavor #concepts with…

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Chill Blanket

Chill Blanket

Curl up on the couch for a long night of enjoying content under a super comfortable and trendy blanket! This is one blanket that's good for being used while enjoying all types and manner of content. Streaming content, dank meme…

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Salt Bae Hoodie

Salt Bae Hoodie

Finishing touches are so important. Much like salting perfectly sliced meat with a little flamboyant flair can be the difference between an average piece of video content and overnight viral stardom, a great hoodie can set an otherwise nice outfit…

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Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016

Anyone who tells you that you can't win Christmas is wrong. You can totally win that bitch and it all goes down in the main event: Dirty Santa! Everyone has their own version of the rules. Some of you degenerates…

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