Cow with Emo Kid Hair Tote Bag
Do people even still say “emo”?
Everyone knows what emo was, right? If you forgot, check out this cow’s hair because it’s dead on.
This cow could have walked into any mall in America in 2002 and had a whole set of new friends in 10 minutes. The only thing this cow hates more than itself is its parents. Put two pairs of skinny jeans on this cow and give it a microphone: My Cowmical Romance.
Okay, that’s enough emo jokes. Especially considering the person who designed this bag didn’t use the word once in the description and probably just likes cows.