Crochet Cat Butt Coasters

Take one more step into Crazy Cat Lady territory with some coasters made to look like the backend of your feline friends!

It’s a view every cat owner knows better than they’d like because cats seem to always find a way to get their asshole right in your face. Whether your sitting on the couch watching TV or reading a book in bed or working on the computer, if there’s a cat in the house then you’re never safe from having that cat’s asshole less than a foot away from your nose.

So give up and embrace the reality!

These coasters are offered from Amazon’s new Handmade sections, which means every set of 6 is made to order, crocheted by hand before being sent to your home for humorous protection of wooden surfaces from beverage condensation!

[Get more butts in your life at drunkMall’s Butt Stuff gift guide!]

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