What you gotta do, see, is take all the knowledge they got hidden in the words of all these books and you gotta CRAM IT IN YOUR HEAD!
These bookends will be a constant reminder of this because they look like two big hands smashing the books together to keep them upright. The clean white look of the hands is a good match for pretty much any interior design scheme in a home, office or study.
Get yourself a pair of these for the books you’ve already read and keep them on display to show everyone all the knowledge you’ve already crammed into your head so they know not to even question your knowledge of Mongolian siege tactics no matter how many glasses of your Chardonnay they’ve downed tonight.
It’s the classy thing to do!