There is no excuse for having cold feet when you live in a world with these booties!
Forget about those house shoes packed full of beads that you put in the microwave to heat up. Yeah, they’ll keep your feet warm for a long time but not, like, “binge watching an entire season of a TV show” long time. If you want toasty toes for that long, you’re gonna want to pick up a pair of these boots because they plug straight into an electrical outlet and kick out the heat!
“Why wouldn’t you just turn up the thermostat and make your whole house warm enough for everyone?”
Yeah, okay, Richie Rich. You do that. Invite us over while you’re at it and we’ll raid your fridge and drink all your booze for you!
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