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Retro Can Coozies

Retro Can Coozies

There is an art to selecting a good can coozie.

Fortunately, like most art forms that involve drinking beer, the rules are quite simple.

The more random it is and the older it looks, the better. That’s the only thing you need to know when it comes to making smart coozie purchases.

Now you may be thinking, “Shit, that sounds easy. Maybe I should start a coozie collection.” Please be aware that this is a slippery slope. Starting a can coozie collection is not a decision to be made lightly. It could consume your life.

The problem is that coozies meeting the requirements for purchase (old-looking and random) are far too plentiful! Basically anyone who ever had an idea for a coozie they wanted to make could afford to make that coozie a reality. There’s got to be millions of coozie designs out there.

Whether you want to dive head-on into collecting them or not, we’ve found the perfect set of coozies for anyone who needs some. The three different designs are exactly what a coozie should be. Everyone should have at least three coozies and if you don’t want to get more then you certainly don’t need to get more.

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