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EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

  • Apr 12, 2017

Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…

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Dark Beer Fan Shirt

Dark Beer Fan Shirt

  • Apr 09, 2017

You either love dark beer or you're wrong. The weather is turning warm on our side of the globe, which means beer taps are changing to feature lighter fare - lagers, pilsners, hefeweizens, pale ales, etc. Those beers are nice…

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Retro Can Coozies

Retro Can Coozies

  • Apr 06, 2017

There is an art to selecting a good can coozie. Fortunately, like most art forms that involve drinking beer, the rules are quite simple. The more random it is and the older it looks, the better. That's the only thing…

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Knitted Boobs Koozie

Knitted Boobs Koozie

  • Mar 22, 2017

Few things in life are as comforting as beer and boobs. Bring these two beautiful things together with one knitted koozie! Wrap your comfort beverage up in your favorite body part with this booby-licious koozie. Breast-themed beer koozies are not…

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GIVEAWAY: Tyrion Poster

GIVEAWAY: Tyrion Poster

  • Mar 21, 2017

Get some Tyrion Lannister on your wall as soon as possible with this poster featuring the best quote from our favorite character from our favorite show! The official Game of Thrones teasers have already begun for the next season, which…

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EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

  • Feb 18, 2017

Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…

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USS Enterprise Bottle Opener

USS Enterprise Bottle Opener

  • Feb 16, 2017

Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…

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Giant Fist Drink Holder

Giant Fist Drink Holder

  • Feb 16, 2017

As if you needed anymore help feeling like a big badass when you crush some beers, here's a drink holder your entire hand goes inside of that looks like a massive fist! Remember when the first new Hulk movie came out…

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Octopus Pint Glasses

Octopus Pint Glasses

  • Feb 03, 2017

Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…

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Bottle Opening Cufflinks

Bottle Opening Cufflinks

  • Jan 23, 2017

Pop off bottle caps in style with these cufflinks! Ever notice that it's usually the fancy beer (or soda) companies' bottles that don't have twist-off lids? Maybe it's more expensive to cap bottles with a twist-off. That would explain why the…

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EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

  • Jan 21, 2017

This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…

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Corona Cooler

Corona Cooler

  • Jan 15, 2017

Keep cans of Corona in a giant can of Corona! It's a mini-fridge mas fina! Weighing just ten pounds, this is one very portable fridge. It even has a convenient carrying handle on top disguised as the tab on the…

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