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Vibrator Alarm Clock

How’d you like to wake up to an orgasm every morning?

Starting the day with a “bang” is always on the menu for those of you living with a sexual partner but all the singles out there should be able to enjoy the mood stabilizing benefits of a good orgasm before that first cup of coffee.

Now you can!

This uniquely shaped vibrator device is designed to fit underneath a pair of panties, right on a woman’s – you don’t really need this part explained to you, right?

Okay.

The real revolutionary part here is that this is a vibrator with an alarm clock built into it.

Simply dial in what time you’d like to wake up and you will very much be woken up at that time.

You might want to give it a test run (or 7) before using this to actually start your day. Depending on how things go, an extra fifteen minutes may need to be added to your daily morning routine.

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