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Sex Swing

Sex Swing

Some of y'all are still living like the sexual revolution never happened and it's ridiculous. Oh, sometimes you do it doggy style and leave the hallway light on? Wow, don't make her cum too hard, James Deen! Listen, even if…

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Guardians of the Galaxy-Themed Sex Toys

Guardians of the Galaxy-Themed Sex Toys

Oh, don't act surprised! You're not new to the Internet... You know Rule 34... If it's only a matter of time before any new and popular thing gets turned into porn, then it's only another year or two after that…

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Weird Metal Sex Tools

Weird Metal Sex Tools

Y'all are into some freaky business, you know that? But we're not here to judge. We're here to indulge you in your strangest obsessions. Today, that means bringing attention to these metal tools we found the other day. Don't worry…

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Vibrator Alarm Clock

Vibrator Alarm Clock

How'd you like to wake up to an orgasm every morning? Starting the day with a "bang" is always on the menu for those of you living with a sexual partner but all the singles out there should be able to…

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Versatile Vibrator

Versatile Vibrator

The sex toy innovation keeps coming and coming! As far as vibrators are concerned, a person usually owns zero vibrators, one vibrator or there's an entire drawer in their house that you'd be embarrassed to open. That's because there are…

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The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys

EXCLUSIVE: The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys!

Ladies aaaaand Gentlemen! Step right up, right this way --- to your very own treasure chest of personal pleasures! This week we're transforming a small corner of drunkMall into a one-of-a-kind sex shop experience. Maybe you've visited the local lion's den…

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Blow-Up Doll Mask with Wig

Blow-Up Doll Mask with Wig

Equally hilarious and terrifying, depending on how it's used, this is a mask and wig for all fourteen of you people out there who've always fantasized about being a blowup sex doll! Or if you want to be a blowup…

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Tickle Massage Gloves

Tickle Massage Gloves

Psst, hey you... Yeah, you! Have you ever been... tickled? No, not like when you were a kid. Now, as an adult, in a sensual way... Tickling - it's the hot new thing! You may not read about it in the…

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Linen Bondage Rope

Linen Bondage Rope

Alright, let's not even waste time by pretending this is a gag gift or something. We live in a post-50 Shades of Grey world. Yes, that book is the grease fire inside of a dumpster behind a Long John Silvers…

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Vibrating Sex Snorkel

Vibrating Sex Snorkel

Stay downtown for as long as it takes your partner to catch the O Train with a Snorkel O! Snorkel O is a non-intrusive breathing apparatus that fits in the wearer's nostrils. Rubber tubing connects to both sides of the nose…

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Lipstick Vibrator

Lipstick Vibrator

The descriptions of these things always use the word “discreet.” Like, are you sure? Shouldn’t “discreet” last longer than a few seconds after someone looking , “Oh, what’s this?” If you want to see discreet, check out this hidden TV wall-mount. That’s discreet.…

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The Liberator Play Time Pillow

The Liberator Play Time Pillow

We were watching Master of None the other night and Aziz Ansari’s character came home to show his girlfriend the new sex pillow he’s just bought, called The Liberator. We thought that was funny, so we looked it up and…

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