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Monster House Slippers

Monster House Slippers

Everyone says their favorite season is fall. That's because everyone who talks about their favorite season is inherently social enough to be talking about their favorite season. If you get that question in front of everyone then you'll find that…

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Denim Flip Flops

Denim Flip Flops

Oh damn yeah! You know what time it is, boys and girls? It's time for another fashion lesson. Today's topic is flip flops. Here's the thing about flip flops: no rules, bitches! Think about it. This is a style of…

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Fish Slippers

Fish Slippers

Here, fishy fishy! How many times has a conversation like this played out in your house: "Honey... Have you seen my lake shoes?" 'The black ones?' "Well, they used to be black... I don't know what color you'd call 'em…

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Shaggy Slides

Shaggy Slides

It's like a movie set in the '70s up in here! You know the scene. The one where the broke protagonist has to go talk to the sketchy ass landlady who's never seen without a lit cigarette, hair typically in…

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Disney Flats

Disney Flats

When you wish upon a star for some flats that are actually interesting, sometimes the star hears you and grants your wish! Shoe brands always treat flats like an afterthought. They're one of the most comfortable shoes but lame designers…

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Sweet Kicks

SHOES: Sweet Kicks!

Research suggests that many drunken online purchases include a pair of shoes or a shoe accessory. If that's what you people want, then here's whole post full of some epic kicks for you to rock this summer! We've also got…

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Labyrinth Worm Slippers

Labyrinth Worm Slippers

'Ello! No, it's not "hello," it's - Ah, nevermind - it's close enough! Running around in a labyrinth (or whatever else it is you do all day when you leave the house - no, no, don't start talking about it…

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Future Shoes

Future Shoes

Remember last year when Nike was supposed to finally make those shoes from Back to the Future 2 a reality? And then they didn't come out in time for the date from the movie and then only Michael J. Fox…

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Red High Heels Phone Stand

Red High Heels Phone Stand

When in doubt, go with the red heels! Red high heels will always be there for you. How many times have you spent half an hour or more deliberating over which shoes to wear before doing the same thing you've…

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Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

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Stretchy Thigh High Heeled Boots

Stretchy Thigh High Heeled Boots

Hot damn! Whatever technological advances are responsible for this type of fashion innovation, we are here for it! Thigh-high boots, high heel boots, thigh-high leggings - all of those things have been around for a while. Even if you're into…

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Clear Cowgirl Boots

Clear Cowgirl Boots

Yee-motherfuckin-haw! Fashion, ever hear of it? This is what it looks like, fuckaroos. These cowgirl boots are ready to rock 4 inch stiletto heels, metallic pink finish, Western wear style toe stitching and clear vinyl sides decorated with even more…

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