“Riding Cowgirl” sex action keychain

Right up there with other classics like the “Time to Fuck” wristwatch and five golden chains buried in an explosion of chest hair, it’s a keychain of people having sex! Recommended for fans of The Shocker keychain.

Not just any sex, either. [We put a GIF on Twitter.] The woman is movable and seems rather enthusiastic about her current situation, even at times achieving full dismount (“Scare Air,” we call it – a pro move not to be attempted by amateur riders.) before ramming it home again!

I WANT IT

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