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“Riding Cowgirl” sex action keychain

“Riding Cowgirl” sex action keychain

Right up there with other classics like the “Time to Fuck” wristwatch and five golden chains buried in an explosion of chest hair, it’s a keychain of people having sex! Recommended for fans of The Shocker keychain.

Not just any sex, either. [We put a GIF on Twitter.] The woman is movable and seems rather enthusiastic about her current situation, even at times achieving full dismount (“Scare Air,” we call it – a pro move not to be attempted by amateur riders.) before ramming it home again!

[Want more products with a sexual theme that may or may not make any sense at all? You’re looking for drunkMall’s Sex Sells gift guide!]

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