Micro Feisty Pets
What's sweeter than cuddly cute little animal babies? How about cuddly cute little animal babies that turn into vicious beasts at the drop of a hat? Okay, wow. Pick your hat up off the ground. Not a literal drop of…
Edamame Keychain
We've got a new contender for cutest keychain of all time! Edamame is one of the most fun foods to eat and this keychain recreates the experience for you to play with whenever you get bored. You've seen all these…
Portable Shot Glass Keychain
A party can break out anywhere at anytime - you've gotta be prepared! Maybe someone's got a great playlist, someone else has a bottle or two... Don't be the only person who doesn't contribute something to the proceedings! With this…
EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks
Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…
Best Bitches Keychains Set
Start figuring out who your best bestie is because these keychains are far too adorable to pass up! Unless you want to go ahead and pick up 4 or 6 of them to not leave out anyone in the squad…
EXCLUSIVE: New Beers Resolutions
This one's for everybody who made a realistic resolution for 2017. Take all that "new mind, new body, new you" hooey and stuff it, okay, folks? Everybody knows the stats on how busy gyms are in February compared to January and…
EXCLUSIVE: Unique Stocking Stuffers
Don't sweat the small stuff! As always, drunkMall has you fully covered for the holidays. You could even think of us like an insurance policy for gift ideas! Last week, we showed you how to take the power in to…
Sex Keychains
Cross that weird uncle off your Christmas shopping list because we've got his present sorted right here! According to legend and movies with an obscene number of prosthetic mustaches, there was a time in America when every straight single dude…
Silicone Ear Key Ring Phone Stand
It's a phone stand! It's a keyring! It's a convenient place to neatly store your earbuds! We're all about products that serve multiple functions here at drunkMall. So, even though this item may look completely pointless to you at first,…
EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only
Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…
EXCLUSIVE: Greatest Hits of The Hype Machine
If you aren't aware that Frank Ocean (kinda) released his ridiculously hyped new album over this weekend, you probably don't need a website called drunkMall to tell you that you're out of touch with what's going on in the world today. But for…
Bloody Key Hanger
There are days when a lot of blood gets left on the field. Get your mind right every morning by grabbing your keys off of a bloody hook! Or maybe you just really like that elevator scene in The Shining. Or…