Men’s Ass-less Helicopter Twerk Briefs

Take a second and really let what you’re looking at sink in to your mind and imagination.

Yes, that hole is for that part and that other hole is for that other part. And, yes, those are a series of reminders that one is supposed to twerk while wearing these ass-less dickhole briefs.

Now, none of us are physics majors but we’ve got a good idea of the pattern of movement most normal penises will enter during such gyrations while wearing this garment: the helicopter

If you don’t know what the helicopter is, ask the craziest person you know who has a penis and they’ll probably just show you. Hell, they might even be wearing a pair of these underwear.

We’ve only got one question: where do the balls go?

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