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HALLOWEEN 2017: Costume Ideas

Let's get something straight, October 1st is the first day of Halloween Month. Okay? Planning one costume to wear one time to one party and then waiting a whole year to do it again, that's no way to go through…

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Pills Longsleeve

Pills Longsleeve

Would you look at all that adult candy? Oh, settle down. We all take pills. And if you don't, well, you're the weird one. It's safe to say most people take a pill every now and then. Because why wouldn't…

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Pink Flames Leather Jacket

Pink Flames Faux Leather Jacket

Leather jacket season is coming up quick! Unlike other pretenders to the throne, it truly is the most wonderful time of the year. For those magical months that are cool enough you get to slap yourself into the ultimate symbol…

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Demogorgon Polyester Jacket

Demogorgon Polyester Jacket

Raise your hand if you've had to explain to more than one person that Stranger Things did not create the Demogorgon. Now they used that thing because the boys in the show like to play a pretty excessive amount of…

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Baby Oil Sweatshirt

Baby Oil Sweatshirt

How slick is this? Baby oil means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. (And you better believe there's a lot of different people out there!) Whatever baby oil means to you, if it means enough that…

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Hoop Fever

GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over what hunting season it is looks a lot like drunkMall HQ getting excited about what sports season it is. Football season! Basketball season! Football season! Basketball- You get the idea... NBA draft is…

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Ultimate Relaxation Hoodie

Ultimate Relaxation Hoodie

One thing in this crazy world is certain: if they ever build a Comfort Museum then they'll have to save a whole wing in it for hoodies. Do you have a favorite hoodie? Of course you do. Everyone does. Because…

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Glowing Constellations Top

Glowing Constellations Top

The stars have aligned and brought fortune upon you this day because you're lucky enough to be alive in the day and age of glow in the dark clothing technology! Also science is good. People get to live longer now…

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Japanese I Don't Care Sweater

Japanese I Don’t Care Sweater

There are only so many ways in the English language that you can try to make people understand that you truly do not give a shit. Sometimes you've got to reach outside your own culture and borrow from another in…

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Fringe Disco Jacket

Fringe Disco Jacket

Where to even start with this amazing DISCO jacket... There's so much going on here. First of all, their starting point looks inspired by those '70s polyester baseball jackets you see coaches wearing when it's cold enough outside for their…

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Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…

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Pet Pouch Hoodies

Pet Pouch Hoodies

It's time for the human species to admit that we got screwed over. Mammalians are clearly the best class of vertebrates, so we came very close to perfection. We took a wrong turn on the way through the Pouches Department…

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