Sexy Polar Bear Outfit
Polar Bears are one of the most vicious and efficient killing machines on the planet. So it makes perfect sense that ladies would want to dress themselves up like a sexy one for Winter cocktail parties.
The description doesn’t say anything about pockets, so strap on a patriotic fanny pack for the night!
No, no – don’t think about it. It makes sense. Just go with it. Don’t ruin her fun!
[Find more costume ideas on drunkMall’s Killer Halloween Costumes gift guide!]