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You’re addicted to your phone.

Don’t even try denying it.

There’s no way you ended up on this website without a smartphone being involved. You’re probably reading this on your phone right now, you addict!

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

The second step is finding a less harmful cross-addiction. (Shut up. Haven’t you ever seen AA meetings in movies or TV? If you want to quit ruining your life with alcohol then you have to get addicted to coffee and cigarettes. That’s how it works.)

The NoPhone is here to satisfy those impulsive urges to reach for your device!

Just like your current phone, it’s a rectangular solid object.

Unlike your phone, it does literally nothing.

Nothing at all!

You can hold it… And that’s pretty much it. Actually, that’s literally all.

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