One of the best things about makeup is that if you put it on the right way then nobody can tell that you’re dead inside.
Unless sending the message that you’re dead inside is your goal, in which case you can 100% achieve that goal with makeup as well.
So you see, it’s pretty much a win-win situation with makeup, as long as you’re dead inside. (This part is crucial and there are no shortcuts in life.)
You don’t need us to tell you about makeup, though.
You need us to tell you about this fucking makeup bag that’s shaped like a coffin!
The lid features the message TOUCH MY MAKEUP AND DIE with a little lipstick kiss underneath to let everyone know you will literally end their existence if they mess with your concealer.