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HALLOWEEN 2017: Costume Ideas

Let's get something straight, October 1st is the first day of Halloween Month. Okay? Planning one costume to wear one time to one party and then waiting a whole year to do it again, that's no way to go through…

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Cute Lip Balms

BEAUTY: Cute Lip Balms!

When it comes to making first impressions, lips are important. Even if it's not a person you intend on ever kissing or anything like that, you can't deny that healthy lips just give you a more positive feeling about a…

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Micro Feisty Pets

Micro Feisty Pets

What's sweeter than cuddly cute little animal babies? How about cuddly cute little animal babies that turn into vicious beasts at the drop of a hat? Okay, wow. Pick your hat up off the ground. Not a literal drop of…

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Skeleton Unicorn Patch

Skeleton Unicorn Patch

For everyone with a touch of the dark side to their fantasy life! Listen, it can't be rainbows and unicorns forever. Life (with a capital L) just doesn't play out that way. Every dream ends. But you don't have to…

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Farting Animals Coloring Book

Farting Animals Coloring Book

Pop quiz: are farts funny? No, farts are not funny. Farts are hilarious. Farts are so hilarious that people have been farting for literally as long as the human body has existed and we¬†still laugh at farts. That's an insane…

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Horsin' Around

GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around

The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…

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Crying Unicorn Candle

Crying Unicorn Candle

Everyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry but what about unicorns? Forget about what it might sound like though, here's what it looks like. The tears are rainbow colored, first of all, which is only to be expected.…

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Horse Romance Novel

Horse Romance Novel

Whoever came up with the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover was an idiot. Like, okay, if you want to use that phrase metaphorically to mean that you can't know everything about a person by their…

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Unicorn Attack

EXCLUSIVE: Unicorn Attack

Feeling horny? Now wait just a few minutes before typing in the URL of that website you always visit when you feel this way. You know the site. You'd be back there again in a few more hours for another…

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Unicorn Backpack

Unicorn Backpack

Dillema: you need to look out-of-this-world fabulous tonight but you also need to transport some (but not very many) items on or near your person. Solution: a small backpack with an attached unicorn head! This is the real life. This…

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Unicorn Shirt

Unicorn Shirt

Unleash your inner unicorn all over everyone else's mundane eyeballs with this majestic t-shirt. "Spirit animals" are a critically misused conversational device. People see some picture of a sloth sleeping peacefully and they think it's cool or interesting to pretend…

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Giant Unicorn Pool Float

Giant Unicorn Pool Float

Stand out in the pool like the mythical creature you are with a unicorn float! Wait, did we say unicorn float? We meant GIANT unicorn float! This thing is huge! Measuring 8 feet long, you might think you need someone…

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