Shark Fin Life Jacket for Dogs
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the lake, your dog looks at you and says, "Ay, fam. I told you my fantasy was to be a shark for a day. What's up with this lame…
Beer Shirt
If you aren't half full of beer and hanging out in a sleeveless shirt at least one day a week then you're doing summer all wrong. None of that "craft" beer bullshit, either. This is America. You show up to…
Dachsund Ice Cube Tray
Hot dog? In this weather?! You must be out of your mind! A "hot" anything is not what the doctor ordered for the summer of 2017, people. We need to cool it on down, lil doggies! Cool doggies... Cold dogs... Ice…
HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!
Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…
No-Spill Ice Cube Tray
Who still keeps it old school with the ice cube trays? There's this whole "big ice" movement sweeping through the homes of people who have memberships in monthly whiskey clubs and shit. You know, 4 inch cubes or spheres of…
Black Swan Pool Float
Not everyone wants to float around the pool on a unicorn or a cockroach or a piece of pizza or a personal island with its own canopy or an ice cream sandwich or Kim Kardashian's ass or a floating hammock…
SUMMER: Beer Buddies!
Please say you have a drawer in your house full of koozies? At least let us believe that much of the American dream is alive in your home... You never really need a reason to bust out a good koozie…
Cockroach Pool Float
Now that's a big cockroach! Laying out in the sun at the pool all day seems totally glamorous. And maybe it is. But if there's one thing John Waters has taught us about glam, it's that glam and trash are purely…
ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation
In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…
SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge
National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…
Giant Inflatable Paddle Board
Hit the waves with several of your friends on a massive inflatable paddle board! With a weight limit of up to 1550 pounds (that's nearly one ton), you could literally send a small family off to cruise the surf in…
Squirt Guns with Umbrella Shields
Beat the heat with a new way to have a water gun fight! These squirt guns have extra long barrels with an umbrella on the end to serve as a shield. It's like a cartoon clown fantasy come to life, or…