Seriously, what did you expect?
You think some mythological creature that everyone spends their whole childhood freaking out over is just gonna be chill? No.
When was the last time you were around a cat? Yeah, cats haven’t been worshipped since the last time someone gave the Great Pyramid of Giza a proper dusting and they still act like they own the world.
It’s time to get the truth out there – unicorns are jerks.
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