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Japanese Bondage Coloring Book

Japanese Bondage Coloring Book

Are coloring books the new Tumblr? Because Tumblr hit the scene like ten years ago and their users started posting porn all over the site like 9 years and 364 days ago. Now you can't even open your Tumblr app…

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Coloring Necktie

Coloring Necktie

Here's a tie that gives you (or the person you buy it for) something new to do at work when you're bored of pretending to be working. Stop wasting paper with your doodling and get a set of markers because this…

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Cocktastic Coloring Book

Cocktastic Coloring Book

An instant classic of the adult genre of adult coloring books: it's Cocktastic! Boasting "artistic willies" to help you maintain "extreme mindfulness," you can beautify these phalluses with crayons or colored pencils or smashed makeup mixed with your own saliva -…

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Farting Animals Coloring Book

Farting Animals Coloring Book

Pop quiz: are farts funny? No, farts are not funny. Farts are hilarious. Farts are so hilarious that people have been farting for literally as long as the human body has existed and we still laugh at farts. That's an insane…

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Frustratingly Difficult Word Search Book

Frustratingly Difficult Word Search Book

You may be surprised that, "Damn, I wish this word search was harder," is a thought that's been had but at least one person has sat around thinking that exact thing, apparently. Ivan Samokish is a web developer who's self-published a…

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Nic Cage Activity Book

Nic Cage Activity Book

Nicolas Cage is the single greatest celebrity in the history of the world and this is not up for debate*. This is an activity book for Nic Cage fans. It's named after one of his many, many masterpieces, Snake Eyes.…

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Breakup Survival Coloring Book

Breakup Survival Coloring Book

Whatever gets you through a breakup, that's what it takes. Maybe it's pizza delivery, a FRIENDS marathon and gluten free vegan ice cream. (It doesn't have to make sense.) Sometimes you need someone who cares about you to come over…

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Japanese Erotica Coloring Book

Japanese Erotica Coloring Book

Get some sexy inspiration from coloring time with the Japanese Erotica coloring book! There's a rich history of erotica in Japanese painting and this coloring book takes its cues from that tradition. Grab some crayons, maybe grab a coloring partner and…

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Drinking and Drawing Activity Book

Drinking and Drawing Activity Book

Drinking and Drawing is WAY BETTER than a lot of other words that could go in the blank after Drinking and _____. Shit, it's probably even the best word that can go in that blank that stars with the letter "d."…

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Playtime for Couples Coloring Book

Playtime for Couples Coloring Book

There are adult coloring books and then there are adult coloring books. This is the second kind. Oh, you don't know what that means because we literally just used the same exact words to describe two different things? Fine, we'll break…

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Unicorns Are Jerks coloring book

Unicorns Are Jerks – A Coloring Book

Unicorns ARE jerks! Think about it. Have you seen Mean Girls? Okay, those were some pretty ruthless bitches in that movie, right? Right. Now imagine if those mean popular girls were literally mythological creatures. And they knew it. And they were…

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