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HALLOWEEN 2017: Costume Ideas

Let's get something straight, October 1st is the first day of Halloween Month. Okay? Planning one costume to wear one time to one party and then waiting a whole year to do it again, that's no way to go through…

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Cool Calendars

2018: Cool Calendars!

Alright, people, you know the drill! One after another, the years keep on coming. Time flies, who can keep track of the years, etc., etc. That's what calendars are for, you know. Here's the problem, though. Every year ends with…

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Squirtle Purse

Squirtle Purse

Squirtle still has to be the cutest Pokemon, right? Like if you could wish for one Pokemon to come to life and there was even the slightest chance that the wish could come true then you would want it to…

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Rick and Morty Anatomy Park

Rick and Morty Anatomy Park

Rick and Morty loves to toy with our emotions. Like a dude that bones you right and then doesn't call again for 2 weeks. You can never tell when new episodes will be denied to you so you've gotta be…

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Game Night

PARTY: Game Night!

Games are serious business. Some people don't have an appreciation for a good party game but that's their loss! Everyone with a closet full of board games at home knows how to spend a Thursday night the right way! Then…

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Nickelodeon Plush Dolls

Nickelodeon Plush Dolls

RIP to all the kids who didn't grow up with a favorite Nickelodeon cartoon. That's sad for you but the rest of us were pretty much best friends with animated characters. Like, if any of our favorite Nickelodeon cartoons came…

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Beer Buddies

SUMMER: Beer Buddies!

Please say you have a drawer in your house full of koozies? At least let us believe that much of the American dream is alive in your home... You never really need a reason to bust out a good koozie…

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TMNT Pizza Cookbook

TMNT Pizza Cookbook

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were the best thing to happen to pizza since the invention of the brick oven. Like, every pizza chain in America literally owes TMNT for the uptick in business from 90s kids demanding pizza because…

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Towelie Backpack

Towelie Backpack

Never leave home without your towel. Is it possible that Douglas Adams, when he gave that advice through a character in his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, was predicting the existence of Towelie? Of course it's possible! If you think…

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Patrick Crop Top

Patrick Crop Top

It's Patrick Starfish, boys and girls! The happiest (and probably dumbest) starfish ever is here to¬†party for the whole summer! You don't need brains to party, you just need the right attitude and you know your boi Patrick can get…

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Wonder Woman Gauntlets

Wonder Woman Gauntlets

Bring your inner Wonder Woman out to play¬†with a set of gold colored wrist gauntlets! We're stoked about the Wonder Woman movie coming out and actually being great. Of course there's always going to be some dumb stuff on the…

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Bob's Burgers Flip-Open Watch

Bob’s Burgers Flip-Open Watch

It's burger time, baby! Burgers are a way of life and if you aren't living your best burger life then shame be upon you and yours! The anti-burger propagandists don't want you to have your burgers. They want to talk…

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