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Badass Cobra Lighter

Badass Cobra Lighter

The best part about this photo is the finger of the person holding the lighter looks like they’ve been bitten by an actual cobra in the past. There’s no telling what country this thing was made in but it’s probably somewhere miserably hot with a lot of dangerous snakes.

Lighters like this aren’t for carrying around in one’s pocket. This is more like a desk piece or something you’d keep next to the hookah – for houseguests only. You don’t want to be walking around with a pocket full of highly flammable gas that only needs one press on a cobra tail to become a literal torch. As suave as using this lighter in public may make you feel, having your pants catch on fire in the middle of the dance floor is not a boss move.

You can’t see it in this photo but the base kinda looks like a genie lamp and it has those “radiant eye” designs on it. Illuminati? Who can say?

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