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See the 2017 Solar Eclipse

HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…

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Towelie Backpack

Towelie Backpack

Never leave home without your towel. Is it possible that Douglas Adams, when he gave that advice through a character in his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, was predicting the existence of Towelie? Of course it's possible! If you think…

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Plant 10 Trees Hemp Hat

Plant 10 Trees Hemp Hat

Do yourself and the environment a favor by picking up one of these hats. First, the brand plants ten trees for every hat they sell. Trees do great things for the planet, like create oxygen. You know, the stuff your…

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Cute and Kinky Rolling Papers

Cute and Kinky Rolling Papers

For when you're absolutely obsessed with every aspect of your cute and perverted life being on brand: it's pink pussy rolling papers! The actual papers are white. In fact, there's nothing really special or different about the rolling papers themselves.…

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Pipe Coffee Mug

Pipe Coffee Mug

Maybe the thing your morning routine is missing is more drugs. Sure, you're already slamming home cups of coffee plus whatever pills you were totally legally prescribed by a real actual doctor who isn't your drug dealer. Sure. But still,…

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Best Bitches Keychains Set

Best Bitches Keychains Set

Start figuring out who your best bestie is because these keychains are far too adorable to pass up! Unless you want to go ahead and pick up 4 or 6 of them to not leave out anyone in the squad…

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Pot Leaf Bodysuit

Pot Leaf Bodysuit

Elevate your loungewear game with a tree-friendly bodysuit! The legalization movement is rolling full steam ahead. Even if your name isn't Mary Jane, you can climb on board the hype train while at yoga class or just being lazy around…

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Chile Nelson Bottle Sleeve

Chile Nelson Bottle Sleeve

Protect the precious contents of your glass bottles with a spicy but chill bit of cloth insulation! Foodiggity's "Freaker" bottle sleeves are one-size-fits-all pieces made of stretchy fabric meant to slide over the body of your (presumably booze-filled) bottles. It…

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24 Karat Gold Rolling Papers

24 Karat Gold Rolling Papers

Started from the bottom now we here! Throw out the Zig-Zags... Forget about Swishers... You don't even need those blueberry wraps anymore, son... You know you're golden. Now it's time to let the rest of the world know every time…

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Obscene Ashtray

Obscene Ashtray

Wow! Right? Oh, you'd better believe there's a market for this type of merchandise and there has been for a W-H-I-L-E now... Basically every porn producer in The '70s had an ashtray like this in their office... their house... the…

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Reality Enhancing Glasses

Reality Enhancing Glasses

These glasses won't enhance your reality by getting you a better job or a better boyfriend or making strangers be nicer to you or anything like that... But what they will do is totally skew the way you perceive the…

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Cannabis Beer

Cannabis Beer

Yeah but have you ever had beer with weeeeeeed in it, maaaaan??? If you haven't, now's your chance! Claiming to be the "world's first cannabis infused craft beer," General Washington's Secret Stash IPA is wrapping up an incredibly underwhelming Kickstarter…

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