500 Individual Sugar Packets
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. And by "medicine" we certainly do mean whatever BS you have to deal with in your day-to-day life, even though you didn't sign up for any of it and you're just…
5 Pounds of Misprinted Pens
When was the last time you needed a pen and couldn't find one? If you're like us, it's happened to you at least once since you started reading this sentence. Where the fuck are all the pens?!? People steal pens.…
1.5 Pounds of Cereal Marshmallows
What a magical time to be alive! The best part of everyone's favorite marshmallow cereal is the marshmallows, duh. Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can now cut out the middleman and score some of those marshmallows all…
36 Bags of Pretzels
Beer and pretzels are a match made in heaven. There's no pain like the pain that comes from getting back home after a night out on the town and realizing two critical facts: you're hungry and there's nothing to eat…
Nespresso Intense Family Pack
IS YOUR FAMILY JUST TOO INTENSE FOR REGULAR VARIETY FAMILY PACKS OF SINGLE SERVE COFFEE DRINKS?!?! WELL PAUSE YOUR DVR RECORDING OF THE X GAMES FOR A MINUTE AND HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES BECAUSE WE FOUND JUST THE THING…
12 Pack of Tic Tac
There's "not terrible" breath and then there's Tic Tac breath. The difference is huge and noticeable. If it's so easy to have Tic Tac breath then why would you ever settle for "not terrible" breath? You're better than that. You…
100 Assorted Stickers
It's always a good idea to have some stickers on hand. Say you get a new skateboard or an old car or possibly you're opening up a brand new bar or music venue with a bathroom susceptible to graffiti. All of…
50 Assorted Slap Bracelets
Slap bracelets are back, baby! The violently contagious accessory fad of days gone by is still available in so very many different patterns. Here's a grab bag of 50 assorted designs - animal prints, smiley faces, hearts and all sorts…
150 Sticks of Cinnamon Roll Flavor Gum
Curiosity is a strange thing. Some people have no curiosity in life. That's obviously a terribly boring existence and who would want to go through life with zero trace of the wondering mind we say is so magical when we…
3 Pounds of Peanut Butter Eggs
These things are everywhere when it's Easter. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. They're amazing. In fact, many candy connoisseurs agree that the overall experience of eating a peanut butter egg is much more enjoyable than eating a peanut butter cup. Cups…
Twenty Five Pounds of Skittles
Taste the rainbow again and again with twenty five pounds of Skittles! What if a nuclear apocalypse happens and Skittles stop being made? That's a totally valid concern! Stock up now! Need ammo for a Skittles battle with the roommates?…
Megapack of 100 Random Stickers
Stickers are actually used as a form of currency in some countries that exist in our imagination because we totally fabricated the first twelve words of this sentence because we think it would be funny if they were true. They…