Calling it now: if there isn’t already a Horror movie being made about a pack of murderers wearing emoji masks, there will be one in less than a year.
There’s no reason these masks should be scary but they just are. Maybe it’s because each emoji mask depicts only one emotion? People have a full range of emotions, you know. Imagine if you were talking to a person at a bar and they only had a single reaction for any and everything you said, no matter if it was hilarious or tragic or what. That’d be super creepy, right?
Maybe the solution is to order one of each emoji, then. They’re pretty cheap. That way you can swap to different masks as the mood takes you instead of hanging on to one emotion with a sociopathic death grip!
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