Squirrels are so cute.
They’re total assholes, for sure. But they’re cute.
Some people out there have managed to make loving house pets out of exceptionally friendly squirrels but that’s a difficult task and not recommended. So if you just can’t go another day without having a squirrel share your home with you then we’d like to suggest this cruelty free alternative to browsing Craigslist at 3am looking for a good deal on amateur taxidermy.
Posed like a gray squirrel about to pounce on a freshly spotted acorn, this plush figure is made by hand and comes with an informational tag that gives details on a wild squirrel’s lifestyle, habitat and eating habits. So if you’re 100% out of your damn mind then you’ll know what kind of food to pretend feed your pretend squirrel!