Squirrels are so cute. They're total assholes, for sure. But they're cute. Some people out there have managed to make loving house pets out of exceptionally friendly squirrels but that's a difficult task and not recommended. So if you just…
Goth kids have to buy each other presents, too, you know. This is an actual bat - Pipstrellus javanicus, according to the Latin in the shadowbox, but, hey, we don’t speak Latin, so that could say anything in the world and…
Let’s assume you’re drunk right now. Actually, let’s assume it’s 4am and you’ve been drinking for a while - you might not look so fresh… But that’s okay, this is no time for selfies… Now imagine someone waved a magic…