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Lockpick Earrings

Lockpick Earrings

Picking a lock may seem like Hollywood bullshit but it’s a real thing and it’s actually not that complicated. If you don’t already know how to do it, here’s a set that will help you learn.

The thing that is Hollywood bullshit about picking locks is that you can’t do it 10 seconds while a bunch of people are shooting guns at you. It takes a bit more time than that (and not having people shooting guns at you helps with concentration). Now, considering the nature of picking a lock (it’s a lock that you obviously don’t have a key to unlock – because of reasons we don’t have to talk about if you don’t want), time is probably pretty precious in this situation.

Save yourself the trouble of rummaging around looking for your lockpicks by wearing them on your ears!

Pro Tip: you should probably learn how to pick locks if you’re going to wear these. You know it will come up.

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