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Patrick Shorts

Patrick Shorts

Hit up the spot dressed like a fan favorite from Bikini Bottom, Patrick Star!

That dumbass starfish is always sporting these shorts when getting into trouble with his best friend Spongebob Squarepants. Now you can wear the shorts too!

If you had to choose just one word to describe these shorts then it would probably be “groovy,” don’t you think? Major psychedelic vibes with a pattern featuring some weird purple splotch design repeating at seemingly random intervals on a greenish yellow background. The color scheme is reminiscent of classic Scooby Doo cartoons, in other words.

But this is real life!

And in real life you can own Patrick Starfish’s shorts for yourself! They’re quite comfortable, made of a super soft 100% microfiber polyester in a relaxed fit. This is the pair of shorts you’ll want to wear while practicing the art of doing nothing.

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