You ever notice that when someone in a movie uses a sleep mask they always get bothered by other people? It’s weird. That probably wouldn’t happen if everyone was scared to bother them, though. And people might be scared to bother them if they had this zombie sleep mask, right?
Sleep deprivation can turn anyone into a zombie. Your mind starts playing tricks on you, it’s hard to tell if five minutes or two hours just went by, you can even start hallucinating! Block out the light with a zombie sleep mask and catch up on your rest. It lets everyone know that if they bother you, you just might jump out of bed and try to eat their brains!
(Don’t ever actually try to eat someone else’s brains. It’s illegal, for one thing, but it’s also simply bad manners.)
[We’ve got plenty more fresh out of the grave products for you in drunkMall’s Zombiepocalypse gift guide!]