PARTY: Game Night!
Games are serious business. Some people don't have an appreciation for a good party game but that's their loss! Everyone with a closet full of board games at home knows how to spend a Thursday night the right way! Then…
Brain Candle
Calling all wannabe evil scientists! drunkMall can't make you any smarter so you're on your own with the science stuff but you know how the bad guy in the movie or cartoon always has a laboratory with shelves full of…
Human Skull Cake Cups
Brains never tasted this good! Whip up your very best cake batter, pour it into these skull shaped silicone baking cups and throw those ghoulish dudes in the oven for a tasty treat so fun it's scary! Each order of…
EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…
EXCLUSIVE: Killer Halloween Costumes
This ain't the year to dress up as a clown for Halloween, okay? Grabbing a cheap makeup kit and making yourself look like busted ass ICP fan might have been good enough to get you in to the costume party…
Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask
You ever notice that when someone in a movie uses a sleep mask they always get bothered by other people? It's weird. That probably wouldn't happen if everyone was scared to bother them, though. And people might be scared to…
Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder
The zombie apocalypse continues its creeping crawl towards reality by laying claim to prime desk space with this undead pencil holder. If you know anything about the walking dead, you know that a pen or pencil through the chest won't…
EXCLUSIVE: Easter Egg-stravaganza
For some people it's the one day of the year you have to go to church. For other people it's just another holiday that someone was stupid enough to decide should be on the weekend and now we don't even…
Shrunken Heads
A fun game to play is where you "accidentally" let one of your friends see progressively stranger things in your house or office or car or wherever. It's only really fun if you can keep a straight face, act like…
Dead Pin-Ups playing cards
Dia de los Muertos is still months away but a unique deck of playing cards comes in handy year-round. Combining the sugar skull aesthetic with common themes in burlesque pin-up art, Day of the Dolls playing cards are unlike any…
Human Brains travel mug
If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains. But if they are brave and get close…
Crawling Zombie Garden Gnome Statue
You shouldn’t have to worry about stocking up on Halloween candy for the neighborhood kids this year with this terrifying zombie gnome statue in your yard! While all garden gnomes are pretty creepy (yeah, they are), this gnarly dude goes…