If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains.
But if they are brave and get close enough to read the description, “Tasty human brains in a deliciously rich cerebral fluid,” and that doesn’t freak them out? Quit your job and go work somewhere else because your co-worker is legit a zombie.
Double-walled ceramic with a press-in suction lid.
[We’ve got plenty more fresh out of the grave products for you in drunkMall’s Zombiepocalypse gift guide!]