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Spinning Sun Mug

Spinning Sun Mug

There's nothing like a good, old-fashioned total eclipse to get everyone interested in the solar system again! It's barely been a week since many of us left our smartphones and computer screens indoors with the rest of our normal lives,…

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Dragon Stuff

GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!

The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…

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Super Mario Mug

Super Mario Mug

The big news for us right now is that whole Nintendo making a Super Nintendo Classic with improvements over the NES Classic. That's right, people! The SNES Classic is coming soon and just reading the list of games coming with…

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Hoop Fever

GIFT GUIDE: Hoop Fever

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing over what hunting season it is looks a lot like drunkMall HQ getting excited about what sports season it is. Football season! Basketball season! Football season! Basketball- You get the idea... NBA draft is…

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Binge Watching Beer Mug

Binge Watching Beer Mug

On one hand it's maybe the single greatest episode of television you've ever seen but on the other hand that beer isn't gonna drink itself... No longer a problem! This beer mug has a perfectly slanted far side for you to keep…

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Father's Day 2017

GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017

It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…

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Puzzled to Death

MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death

Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…

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Pipe Coffee Mug

Pipe Coffee Mug

Maybe the thing your morning routine is missing is more drugs. Sure, you're already slamming home cups of coffee plus whatever pills you were totally legally prescribed by a real actual doctor who isn't your drug dealer. Sure. But still,…

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Wake Up Mug

Wake Up Mug

Caffeine is a hell of a drug. But also, life is Hell without caffeine. So embrace the daily cycle of withdrawal and fixing that comes with any addiction worth the price of admission! Yeah, you'll wake up every day feeling…

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Cannonball Beer Growlers

Cannonball Beer Growlers

Great balls of beer! Don't go looking around for a cannon to load - this ain't that kind of party. They might look like cannonballs but it's a different ammo hiding in these spheres - beer! With the standard growler…

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Xenomorph Mug

Xenomorph Mug

Prometheus brought the Alien franchise from whatever Space Hell it was living in back to the realm of amazing sci-fi/horror cinema and we're so into it! For literal years, a new Alien movie was worthy of pretty much nothing but…

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Great Nudes Coffee Mug

Great Nudes Coffee Mug

Dicks and titties make the world go 'round. Just go to any museum and count the dicks and titties in there - we'll wait. Yeah, yeah - that's "art" and we're being "crass" about it. Whatever. Old dicks and titties…

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