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Welcome Bitches Mat

Welcome Bitches Mat

Let all your bitches know they’re in the right place with a unique welcome mat!

Not everyone has bitches. But everyone with any use for a welcome mat does have bitches and should always be acquiring new bitches. Therefore it is of the utmost importance that one’s new bitches be certain they’ve arrived at the correct place of residence before they enter that place of residence behaving in a manner that would be inappropriate should they happen to be at the wrong address.

In other words, your friends (a.k.a. bitches) act like idiots. It’s great. One of the reasons you like them is that they act like idiots. You should do everything you can to make them feel comfortable to act like idiots. This welcome mat lets your friends know they can be comfortable here.

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