Motivational Water Bottle
There’s gotta be some sort of gene or chemical imbalance or something that only certain people have because all you animals who can’t wait to get into the gym and hit a workout might as well be extraterrestrials to the rest of us.
The rest of us need the carrot and the stick.
Y’know, like the old cartoon where someone gets the horse to pull the cart by dangling a carrot from a stick just out of their reach?
That’s called “reward as motivation” and it works and that’s the only way a lot of people can drag themselves to an exercise session. So this water bottle is for those people. All the people who’ve said, “Okay, fine, we’ll do spin class today… But we’re getting pepperoni slices after or else I’m not going!”