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Pool Volleyball Net

Pool Volleyball Net

  • Mar 17, 2017

Everyone loves watersports, especially rich and powerful people. Because they have their own pools, you know? When you have your own pool you don't have to mix your watersports with other people's watersports. You just decide when to do some…

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Ladder Toss Game

Ladder Toss Game

  • Mar 12, 2017

Good weather is all about having a few drinks with some friends and then playing some sort of game outdoors which requires some but very little physical effort. Add this ladder toss game to the same category as horseshoes, croquet,…

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Awesome Frisbee Game

Awesome Frisbee Game

  • Mar 06, 2017

While it's not in drunkMall's best interests to have you doing anything except using an Internet-connected device to look at the things we post on this site and then buy those things, the fact is that you will eventually want…

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Magnetic Table Hockey

Magnetic Table Hockey

  • Mar 03, 2017

Here's something for anyone who's dropped serious coin in an air hockey arcade machine! This table top game isn't exactly like air hockey but it's very close. Instead of air jets creating a cushion for the game puck to glide…

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Smart Bobber

Smart Bobber

  • Feb 15, 2017

Back in the day, you used to have to waste hours of your life trying to figure out if there were even any fish in the spots you decided to try casting a line. Not anymore! Now all you need is…

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Self Rolling Yoga Mat

Self Rolling Yoga Mat

  • Feb 13, 2017

When you do yoga right, the world feels like a magical place - and it just got a bit more magical! You know that feeling of walking out of a good yoga session. Unless someone backed in to your car…

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EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

  • Feb 04, 2017

In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…

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EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff

  • Jan 28, 2017

Butts are so in right now! Butts have always been in, though, because of science and how people need to want to do sex to each other to further the species and all of that and so on, etc. So butts are…

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Pizza Yoga Mat

Pizza Yoga Mat

  • Jan 24, 2017

Pizza is the only reason to do most things in life. Yoga is chill. It's whatever. But has anyone dragged you to one of these hot yoga classes yet? It's brutal. They crank the thermostat up to like a hundred…

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Motivational Water Bottle

Motivational Water Bottle

  • Jan 16, 2017

There's gotta be some sort of gene or chemical imbalance or something that only certain people have because all you animals who can't wait to get into the gym and hit a workout might as well be extraterrestrials to the…

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Miniature Exercise Bike

Miniature Exercise Bike

  • Dec 26, 2016

Get some exercise while keeping your steady diet of audio/visual entertainment intact! Can't fit an exercise bike in your place? Not a problem! There's no excuses now because this miniature version of an exercise bike can fit pretty much anywhere…

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Skee Ball Machine

Skee Ball Machine

  • Dec 20, 2016

It's a dream come true for every kid who dropped more than a roll of quarters on Skee Ball at a Chuck E. Cheese - your very own Skee Ball machine! This is not a "home version" or smaller scale…

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