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Smart Bobber

Smart Bobber

  • Feb 15, 2017

Back in the day, you used to have to waste hours of your life trying to figure out if there were even any fish in the spots you decided to try casting a line. Not anymore! Now all you need is…

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Self Rolling Yoga Mat

Self Rolling Yoga Mat

  • Feb 13, 2017

When you do yoga right, the world feels like a magical place - and it just got a bit more magical! You know that feeling of walking out of a good yoga session. Unless someone backed in to your car…

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EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

  • Feb 04, 2017

In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…

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EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff

  • Jan 28, 2017

Butts are so in right now! Butts have always been in, though, because of science and how people need to want to do sex to each other to further the species and all of that and so on, etc. So butts are…

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Pizza Yoga Mat

Pizza Yoga Mat

  • Jan 24, 2017

Pizza is the only reason to do most things in life. Yoga is chill. It's whatever. But has anyone dragged you to one of these hot yoga classes yet? It's brutal. They crank the thermostat up to like a hundred…

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Motivational Water Bottle

Motivational Water Bottle

  • Jan 16, 2017

There's gotta be some sort of gene or chemical imbalance or something that only certain people have because all you animals who can't wait to get into the gym and hit a workout might as well be extraterrestrials to the…

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Miniature Exercise Bike

Miniature Exercise Bike

  • Dec 26, 2016

Get some exercise while keeping your steady diet of audio/visual entertainment intact! Can't fit an exercise bike in your place? Not a problem! There's no excuses now because this miniature version of an exercise bike can fit pretty much anywhere…

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Skee Ball Machine

Skee Ball Machine

  • Dec 20, 2016

It's a dream come true for every kid who dropped more than a roll of quarters on Skee Ball at a Chuck E. Cheese - your very own Skee Ball machine! This is not a "home version" or smaller scale…

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Putt Skee

Putt Skee

  • Dec 16, 2016

For all the times you couldn't decide whether to practice your putting skills or go shred a Skee Ball machine at the local arcade, now you can do both at the same time! And you don't even have to go…

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Fancy Bike Hanger

Fancy Bike Hanger

  • Nov 25, 2016

This is a Kickstarter project, for some reason. Like, is this not just a quality bike hanger, the type of which ought to be available in every cycling store in the world? Apparently not because not only is this a…

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Singing Dancing Caddyshack Gopher

Singing Dancing Caddyshack Gopher

  • Nov 24, 2016

Caddyshack is a timeless masterpiece of American cinema. It's got it all. Chevy Chase, Bill Murray & Rodney Dangerfield in the same movie? Talk about comic heavyweights! And the story is just a classic class struggle disguised as a burnout…

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Ghostbusters Cycling Jersey

Ghostbusters Cycling Jersey

  • Nov 20, 2016

You ain't 'fraid of no laps, right?! Then all you need is to make sure you're dressed appropriately for the occasion! This is a Brainstorm Gear cycling jersey manufactured with cutting edge moisture wicking technology. That means when sweat comes…

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