Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder
The zombie apocalypse continues its creeping crawl towards reality by laying claim to prime desk space with this undead pencil holder.
If you know anything about the walking dead, you know that a pen or pencil through the chest won’t kill them. (That’s vampires.) But you don’t want to put your desk zombie out of its misery because you want to enjoy it for many years to come!
This piece is about seven inches long and, yeah, it only holds one writing instrument at a time but, come on. This is the year 2016. Everything happens on computers and mobile devices. You can go days at a time without even touching a pen or pencil. All you really need is one good writing tool and, of course, a zombie prisoner to keep it secure so you’ll always know where to find it.
[We’ve got plenty more fresh out of the grave products for you in drunkMall’s Zombiepocalypse gift guide!]