Cock Lover Beer Cozy

Who loves the cock?

That’s right – everyone loves the cock.

Okay, we really should have called this a Cock Liker cozy – because it says “I LIKE” above a picture of a rooster – but be real for a second….

Have you ever heard a person referred to as a “cock liker”?

No, you haven’t.

That’s not a thing.

(Cock licker is a thing but that’s kind of a different thing, too.)

So cock lover it is!

And what better time or place to remind everyone that you love the cock than when having some beers with some buddies at a bar or concert or even in the backyard!

Strut your stuff and pound some brews with the most awesome beer can cozy in the crowd!

Hey, what did the promiscuous hen say?

Any cock’ll do!

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