An Incredibly Gaudy Cap
There isn’t even anything to say about this.
Like, now you know this exists. That’s it.
You probably didn’t know this exists and now you do.
We’ve certainly never seen anything like this, ever. But now we have. You could say our lives may now be viewed as pre- and post-hat.
Okay, let’s switch angles. You know how when you get a new car it seems like more people are driving the same car you got but it’s really just that you notice it more now? Now that we know this hat exists, when we definitely didn’t before, does that mean we’re going to start seeing people wear it all the time?
Are you going to start wearing it all the time?!