Unfuck Yourself Shirt
Some people are just fucked. Some of them deserve to be fucked and some of them are undeservedly fucked for reasons beyond their control. That sucks for them. But some people are fucking themselves for no reason and unfucking themselves is well within their means. Those people need a wakeup call.
Reading “UNFUCK YOURSELF” on a stranger’s t-shirt isn’t likely to pull someone out of a decade-long tailspin of self-sabotage. But if some person usually has their shit together and is simply having a bad day, it’s quite possible that this simple little message could remind them of all the self-help cliche stuff they know to be true.
And, bonus, everyone who stays woke all the time will probably think this shirt is funny so you might actually make some decent friends for once.