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Mushroom Lamp

Mushroom Lamp

You can never have too many options for light. Owning one less light than you need is the same as owning a hundred less - you're still left sitting in the dark, which is not where you want to be.…

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Sponge Bed

Sponge Bed

All you savages have just been leaving your sponges on the counter, haven't you? Or even worse, down in the bottom of the sink... Imagine your poor sponge. Not only is it left to sleep on cold counter surface or…

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Key Hanger Guys

Key Hanger Guys

Imagine your life with a personal assistant whose only job is to keep track of your keys. House keys, work keys, car keys - doesn't matter. There's a person and it's their duty to take your keys and hold on…

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Face Vase

Face Vase

Honestly, the only reason we're posting this is to fuck with everyone who pronounces the word "vase" like the word "Oz" with a v at the beginning. Oh, is that the "proper" way to say it? Oh, you learned that…

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Discreet Cat Scratch Pad

Discreet Cat Scratch Pad

You probably think your cat cares about you. It's possible. If a tree fell on you and you died today, it's possible that at some point in the future your cat be in the middle of napping a day away,…

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The Wave Body Pillowcase

The Wave Body Pillowcase

Got a body pillow? Pretty awkward thing to keep around the house, huh? It's some pillow that's way too long and probably just one plain color, sitting around on your couch. But it doesn't have to be! There's apparently a…

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Automatic Candy Dispenser

Automatic Candy Dispenser

You gotta be about that snack life to get through the day. Time has a way of slipping away and if you're the kind of person who's able to become interested in things (pretty awesome life skill) then you know…

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Fact Book for Bathroom

Fact Book for Bathroom

Anyone who doesn't have an immediately interesting book in their bathroom wasn't raised properly. It's true. You get a half a generation deep into the existence of smartphones and everyone forgets what it's like to take a shit without the…

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Bill Murray Fan Art

BEST OF: Bill Murray Fan Art!

Bill Murray is the man. If anyone can be called a living legend, it is this man. Bill Murray has always been the coolest, from the very beginning. Somewhere in the '90s, hipsters acted like they discovered him, which is…

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Standalone Pizza Oven

Standalone Pizza Oven

It's dumb hot outside. Some of us have air conditioning situations that won't let us forget it, either. The last thing you want to do right now is have your oven on as hot as it will go, which everyone…

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Kurt Vonnegut Soap

Kurt Vonnegut Soap

Literary jokes are simultaneously the best and worst jokes. Books are for nerds. Everyone knows that. Therefore the puns are, you know, horrendous. Just truly awful stuff. The kind of jokes that make you feel like god might really exist…

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Raven Bookends

Raven Bookends

A lovely addition to any bookshelf! There's a few different bookshelf situations you could have going on in your home or office. First, it's the possibility that you don't have a bookshelf at all, in which case there's hopefully at…

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